Laughter in buses and trucks on road.......

This I noticed recently while going for work on a rickshaw..and from there got an idea to write something on "laughter in buses and trucks on roads"...well the laughter remains outside the vehicles in the quotes...weird ,sarcastic,informative,suggestive...all has a thread of laughter in them....

the very common quote written on trucks is.."HORN OK PLEASE"...in the very first instance i never got the meaning of this line...and till the last instance too...;)
....however it must means use horn while driving....
....other one is..."USE DIPPER AT NIGHT"...there is very much confusion on the spelling of dipper...even i get confused now...as it is written as Diaper,deeper,daper...etc...
there is one another which is..."buri nazar wale tera muh kala" which can be translated as the one with an evil eye has a black face....lol...;)
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one i noticed very recently is...
"drivery seeki thi man behlane ke liye.dhanda ban gaya jindagi chalane ke liye"
which is translated as..learned driving for fun,however it became a profession for living....
one is like.."seth bada dildar hai par chamcho se pareshan hai" meaning::owner is very generous,though annoyed with his workers...
I noticed this word quiet a lot of times on above the driver's cabin in DTC buses...PILOT...
ha ha ha ha...well this gives me a good indication that where my flight is going to take off in a bus...lol...direct to hell...
However, my favourite line was the one I came across on a truck parked at a roadside dhabha at Moorthal in Delhi. It said 'Jija Nav Tan, Saali Tana Tan'. It means that the brother-in-law carries nine tons of weight, whereas the sister-in-law is sexy. I located the truck driver who was also the owner of the truck. Over a glass of country liquor, this guy from Haryana told me that he had a massive crush on his sister-in-law and therefore he had those lines written on his truck. I asked him if his wife didn't mind. He told me that in Haryana, it is not a taboo to flirt with sisters-in-law.
well...smiles come so easily...
and comes in plenty too...just look around...